North Pole

Fat Christmas

(Sung to the tune of "White Christmas")

I'm dreaming of a fat Christmas
Fall fashions hide my double chin
As I'm making the rounds
And gaining ten pounds
It's Christmas time, forget the gym !

I'm dreaming of a large buffet
Say no to crudités and yes to cheese
May your horsd'oeuvres be deep fried
And please
Serve chocolate cheesecake near your trees

James DeFord 2001

See James on Christmas morning